Top 10 Things You Won't Hear from a Dive Operator when Booking a Trip

10) "Hey, you're the first guest since...'the accident'."

9) "Sorry, we can't take reservations 'til last week's group is found."

8) "Our boats are Reef Diver I and Reef Diver III. Reef Diver II is our first dive for the day, located in 130 feet, five miles out."

7) "We can make you a really good deal if you know something about boat engines."

6) "Don't worry about the currents; if we don't find you I'm sure Search and Rescue will."

5) "That whale shark pictured in our brochure is the only one we've seen in 20 years of diving here."

4) "No, we don't have a shark dive, but we do feature a Portuguese man o' war encounter."

3) "Can we borrow your boat?"

2) "We have a spit technician for all your anti-fogging needs."

1) "Now, we do ask that you bring your own tropical fish."